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Elon’s DOGE Replaces IRS: Billionaires Now Audit Themselves

May 10, 2025 No Comments

In a sweeping move to eliminate “government waste,” President Trump’s newly formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has replaced the IRS with a voluntary billionaire-led

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